Shouting Out

I am an oblivious sort of character. I achieve this in many ways. One way is to eat crunchy foods. When others are talking to you, your crunching can block them out. Cereal's usually good if it hasn't been in the milk too long. Or chips. Cookies. Not popcorn though. That's not loud enough. Who needs to look at that girl's dress again? There's a perfectly fascinating pattern in the sidewalk. So - uh - smooth and square. Plus you won't trip as much. When you see a large group of people in the distance, change course to avoid them. They might offer you some sort of clue. Stay away from TV and especially the internet. For God's sake, stay away from the internet or you will find out everything. Feel free to slip off in a musical trance if it pleases you more than to, say, receive tree pruning lessons from an elderly nun with bad breath.
More Statements	Scripts	Songs
© 2010. Statements by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.